Sanctified but Petty is a hilarious, heartfelt, and unforgettable look at the unsung heroes of the church—the ushers, greeters, and pew protectors who keep order while holding onto their own anointing and attitude. At the center is Sister Birdie Mae Jenkins, the no-nonsense usher with a strong perfume, a stronger stare, and a walkie-talkie that keeps the sanctuary in line. This book blends comedy with truth, reminding us

that the church is both holy and human—where tambourine battles, seat-saving

wars, and peppermint patrols collide with powerful worship, heartfelt prayers,

and life-changing encounters with God.

From Birdie Mae’s famous “usher timeouts” to the greeters who smile wide while holding back chaos, these stories honor the ones who serve faithfully in silence, even when no one notices.

This isn’t just Christian comedy—it’s a love

letter to those who keep the doors open, the aisles in order, and the Spirit

flowing.